First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
THAT SMURFIN SON OF A SMURF WILL BE JUDGED AND THY PUNISHMENT IS NOT DEATH BUT ROLLING A BOULDER UP AND DOWN A HILL UNTIL THE END OF EVERYTHING COMES (HAHA COMES I HAVE PROCURED A GENERATION ALPHA JOKE.)
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Alright.
Smurfs practice cummunism.
The new smurf movie looks lit so far
SHUT THE SMURF UP!!
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
stop yappin!!!
you must be as fun as eddy smurphy in parties.
Who asked
Not expecting to see Donnie darko
Donnie darko reference
Well #2 is clearly wrong, since I can see Smurfette's smurf and it's full of smurf.
Andrew: Why have i cam back in this time
One more smurf and I'm going to do the holocaust again
Smurf it, I smurf you
She must be tired
Andrew: Im tired of seeing this comic every day
Alright buddy
This guy banned from chat
Smurf
A new one since years, huh
THAT SMURFIN SON OF A SMURF WILL BE JUDGED AND THY PUNISHMENT IS NOT DEATH BUT ROLLING A BOULDER UP AND DOWN A HILL UNTIL THE END OF EVERYTHING COMES (HAHA COMES I HAVE PROCURED A GENERATION ALPHA JOKE.)
This text gave me a cramp
It hurt greatly
Yeah shut the duck up no you didn't and you're generation is trash garbage and y'all should have been abortions or been swallowed.
I mean, I get it, but that's worse then what he wrote
I HAVE A QUERY, WHAT DOES THY MEAN BY " no you didnt"?
THIS IS KING MINOS PRIME SPEAKING
THAT KING MINOS PRIME?!
Im going to jump from a smurfing bridge
i'm going to smurf myself
I wanna smurfing die
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