You know when I was younger Santa brought me a Xbox 360, A Nintendo 3DS and all that crap, why he stop? I want some of the new shit that fat bastard! I'm out here paying the bill's! Paying the IRS! I want some damn presents that greedy fuck!
He was assassinated by the Grinch and The CIA with Direct orders from president Former Ronald Reagan Aka Lucifer before he was taken out of office
Santa Knew about the united States Secrets and every single political figure was on the Naughty list they couldn't risk that fat bastard from leaking their dirt
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Its not even Spooky month yet
It's too early for christmas
You know when I was younger Santa brought me a Xbox 360, A Nintendo 3DS and all that crap, why he stop? I want some of the new shit that fat bastard! I'm out here paying the bill's! Paying the IRS! I want some damn presents that greedy fuck!
One time i got a mario mushroom plushie
I really liked it, standup little guy
He was assassinated by the Grinch and The CIA with Direct orders from president Former Ronald Reagan Aka Lucifer before he was taken out of office
Santa Knew about the united States Secrets and every single political figure was on the Naughty list they couldn't risk that fat bastard from leaking their dirt
Also He was giving shit away for free and the goverment didnt like that
Santa was bringing in goods into the united states without paying the taxes.
The government wasn't getting their slice, so they took a slice outta him.
No one escapes the wrath of the IRS.
Hohoho mery christmass, have you been a good boy, i know you have..... come here santas got a surprise for you..........
I think of that video everytime i see or hear about santa
When I see Santa I think of "Um, excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?"
drake arts
This reminds me of when people were amazed at realstic Santa being painted in MS paint.
That was 10 years ago!
Fucking drake arts disgusting
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Hilda at the end.
its August halloween first >:[
Not if you're in the Phillipines.
ew.
Nice art though im never going to heaven due to this You all can! Drink some holy milk then youd be fine!
you have a 0.3% chance to get anally fucked due to a demon by drinking it though.
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