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Anon Music King's picture
Joined: 11/07/2022

*looks into distance as two movie bars appear at the top and bottom of your vision* I've been asking myself that every day.

Chad ThundaCock's picture
Joined: 08/04/2023

omfg, when is this site going to clean itself up. Or at least stop posting loli and shota porn

Anonymous (not verified)
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Wheres A British man rates porn when you need him?

Anon Music King's picture
Joined: 11/07/2022

Become one.

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

Man

 

Hank J. Wimbleton's picture
Joined: 01/09/2021

To short for my liking

A Christian's picture
Joined: 05/09/2022

My dick hurts , any advice on how to fix that ?

Anonymous (not verified)
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tear it off

pull it off

A Christian's picture
Joined: 05/09/2022

I'm not trans and it would also cause me more pain

Gibson's picture
Joined: 07/04/2023

Beat with lotion

A Christian's picture
Joined: 05/09/2022

That sounds brilliant Gibson , I will try that immediately 

Thank you

Gibson's picture
Joined: 07/04/2023

Im happy i could help

Omni-Man's picture
Joined: 22/06/2021

Why is she calling it twig? That's a f-ing log woman 

 

 

 

Alicization and Aincrad kirito's picture
Joined: 20/11/2022

She is saying his off-brand name: oh is sprig o-f is twig

Dahmmy Baka's picture
Joined: 19/12/2022

I hope you have a productive day. 

Alicization and Aincrad kirito's picture
Joined: 20/11/2022

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Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Awkward silence

https : / / youtu . be / iYVO5bUFww0

Anonymous (not verified)
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i watch porn for the story

Astolfo- The Fag's picture
Joined: 30/12/2020

Upon closer inspection, no asshole and no cuchie, I'd be damned, family friendly shit here smh

A Christian's picture
Joined: 05/09/2022

The art style is not bad but there is no story so it's gonna be a 4/10 for me

Anon Music King's picture
Joined: 11/07/2022

To everyone who has ever said that Spotify is the best music player. It has lied to me. It's saying that The Chalkeaters have only just now released Bowsette. Youtube says it was released 4 years ago. If the tons and tons of other problems wasn't getting you to admit that Spotify sucks than I don't know what will.

Anon Music King's picture
Joined: 11/07/2022

At least it's telling the truth about Jethro Tull and CG5 having a new song.

Anonymous (not verified)
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You do realize thats because the creators didn't put it up there till just now and cg5 is mid

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

guys satan is rating porn now.

Obama Nobunaga's picture
Joined: 07/11/2021

Ugh, another one?

TheOneTrueGod's picture
Joined: 19/07/2019

So am I. Everyone is here

placeholder's picture
Joined: 04/11/2021

Lemme quickly just steal your username then

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

you cant be the one true becuase the one true god rates porn

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