Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle? What's hotter than mustard and milder than cream? What best wets your whistle? What's clearer than crystal, sweeter than honey and stronger than steam? What'll make the lame walk? What'll make the dumb talk? The elixir of life and philosopher's stone? And what helped Mr. Brunel to build the Thames tunnel? Oh, wasn't it poteen from ould Inishowen? So stick to the cratur', the best thing in nature for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys?
Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle? What's hotter than mustard and milder than cream? What best wets your whistle? What's clearer than crystal, sweeter than honey and stronger than steam? What'll make the lame walk? What'll make the dumb talk? The elixir of life and philosopher's stone? And what helped Mr. Brunel to build the Thames tunnel? Oh, wasn't it poteen from ould Inishowen? So stick to the cratur', the best thing in nature for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys?